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April 22, 2025 Jeremy Writings and Whatnot

Don’t Celebrate Earth Day; Mourn It

  Today is Earth Day, a day which I’ve had occasion to refer to in the past as “Stupid.” I mean, originally it was a good idea. | more


April 10, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire, Plants

Telluric Gardening

(Work in progress-- will be updated) 1. Designing Your Sanctuary of Life When designing your Sanctuary of Life, care should be taken to predict the ratio of light to darkness by consulting the position of the Sun. | more


March 14, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire

A Phonetic Isopsephy

"Isopsephy" is a numerological practice (similar to the kabbalistic/qabbalistic practice of Gematria). The idea is that each letter has a numerical value which can be added together, and words with the same numerical value are "related," or correspond to one another. | more


February 6, 2025 Jeremy Fox, Writings and Whatnot

The Recitation of the Fox – Part 2

  Continued from Part 1 SUFFICIENCY Why now? Because what better time than immediately! Look, there’s a lot of people talking about how “The Earth is in trouble,” and “‘Gaia’ is hurting,” and “You need to save the planet,” and whatnot. | more


February 5, 2025 Jeremy Fox, Writings and Whatnot

The Recitation of the Fox – Part 1

Some time back while I was walking in the woods, a fox spoke to me about how we can make this a better place. I shared it, but history has changed, and so should this Myth. | more


February 4, 2025 Jeremy Writings and Whatnot

Scooooby Dooby Demiurge!

DID YOU KNOW that "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!" is a Qabalistic Gnostic redemption myth? This analysis refers to the original 1969-1970 "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!" series. | more


January 28, 2025 Jeremy Writings and Whatnot

Three First Principles

0. Introduction: Radical Animism This Place is Full of Spirits. In fact, underneath the genius loci present within the spaces humanity resides is a palpable Fullness (more below), a Life Force accessible to anyone who takes the time to encounter it. | more


January 18, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire, Tarot

The Oracle of the Hypogeum

  The Oracle of the Hypogeum is a deck of 48 cards, each card based upon a sacred symbol from the Ancient Quatrian culture. The Quatrians used these symbols to help remythologize their landscapes, both internal and external. | more


January 9, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire

The Black Squirrel’s Conjure

Found this in the archives and thought it deserved to be sun-lighted. This happened in Stanley Park, I think, or at least a version of it. I thought it was a critter, you know, because it was so dark, and so swift, and skittered down the path. | more


January 8, 2025 Jeremy Writings and Whatnot

Participatory Ecology 101: Ethics for a Participatory Ecology

Reframing how we see “Nature” is going to take some work. Nature isn’t just a collection of biosystems outside of your house; it’s a process in which entities participate. | more


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