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December 1, 2025 Jeremy Art

Asklepios

Experimenting with some digital art. | more


November 11, 2025 Jeremy Herbal Remedies, Plants

“Kitchen Sink” Tonic Potion

I've been taking this tonic daily now for a while and can confirm its efficacy, particularly for generalized anxiety but also immunity and "chill vibes. | more


October 4, 2025 Jeremy Uncategorized

Alt text generator test

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September 23, 2025 Jeremy Herbal Remedies, Materia medica, Plants

Fall Equinox Apothecary Inventory

Equinoxes and Solstices are excellent occasions for taking stock of your apothecary supplies. | more


July 1, 2025 Jeremy Foraging, Plants

Wild Flavor: A Matter of “Taste”

Picture iceberg lettuce-- the kind you find in a pile in your local produce department. Everybody knows what it looks like and how it tastes, how the outer leaves tend towards the soft and green, and how the inner leaves are crunchy and sometimes sweeter. | more


April 22, 2025 Jeremy Writings and Whatnot

Don’t Celebrate Earth Day; Mourn It

  Today is Earth Day, a day which I’ve had occasion to refer to in the past as “Stupid.” I mean, originally it was a good idea. | more


April 10, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire, Plants

Telluric Gardening

(Work in progress-- will be updated) 1. Designing Your Sanctuary of Life When designing your Sanctuary of Life, care should be taken to predict the ratio of light to darkness by consulting the position of the Sun. | more


March 14, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire

A Phonetic Isopsephy

"Isopsephy" is a numerological practice (similar to the kabbalistic/qabbalistic practice of Gematria). The idea is that each letter has a numerical value which can be added together, and words with the same numerical value are "related," or correspond to one another. | more


February 6, 2025 Jeremy Fox, Writings and Whatnot

The Recitation of the Fox – Part 2

  Continued from Part 1 SUFFICIENCY Why now? Because what better time than immediately! Look, there’s a lot of people talking about how “The Earth is in trouble,” and “‘Gaia’ is hurting,” and “You need to save the planet,” and whatnot. | more


February 5, 2025 Jeremy Fox, Writings and Whatnot

The Recitation of the Fox – Part 1

Some time back while I was walking in the woods, a fox spoke to me about how we can make this a better place. I shared it, but history has changed, and so should this Myth. | more

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