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April 10, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire, Plants

Telluric Gardening

(Work in progress-- will be updated) 1. Designing Your Sanctuary of Life When designing your Sanctuary of Life, care should be taken to predict the ratio of light to darkness by consulting the position of the Sun. | more


March 14, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire

A Phonetic Isopsephy

"Isopsephy" is a numerological practice (similar to the kabbalistic/qabbalistic practice of Gematria). The idea is that each letter has a numerical value which can be added together, and words with the same numerical value are "related," or correspond to one another. | more


January 18, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire, Tarot

The Oracle of the Hypogeum

  The Oracle of the Hypogeum is a deck of 48 cards, each card based upon a sacred symbol from the Ancient Quatrian culture. The Quatrians used these symbols to help remythologize their landscapes, both internal and external. | more


January 9, 2025 Jeremy Grimoire

The Black Squirrel’s Conjure

Found this in the archives and thought it deserved to be sun-lighted. This happened in Stanley Park, I think, or at least a version of it. I thought it was a critter, you know, because it was so dark, and so swift, and skittered down the path. | more


December 15, 2024 Jeremy Grimoire

The Literal Magic of Fermentation

  Good food for intestinal bacteria is helpful to our mental condition. For example, 90% of serotonin is produced by intestinal bacteria. | more


November 23, 2024 Jeremy Tarot

Hey hey Hades

I've started doing a Tarot card pull per day from my absolute favorite deck, the Tarot of the Greek Magical Papyri. Sometimes, when inspired, I'll take a deeper dive into the subject of the card over here. | more


November 7, 2024 Jeremy Grimoire

How to use Dark Magic Against Trump

What’s up, Spellcasters? Looks like I have to dust this off again, unfortunately. So who wants to cause some magical mayhem and hit back against the MAGAt pigs a little more forcefully than we have been so far? | more


November 2, 2024 Jeremy Grimoire

How to Contact Your House Spirit

Almost every culture has a concept of a "Resident Spirit," House Spirit, or Household Deity. They're known by a variety of names (Nisse, Tomte, Lares), although individual house spirits each have a name of their own as well. | more


October 23, 2024 Jeremy Grimoire

You Don’t Need a Telephone to Call a Forest

The Liminal Spirit Oracle Part 2 (see Part One) Now that we've discussed the nature of the Liminal Spirit, you're probably wondering just how you can start connecting with your Genius Loci and exploring what it has to communicate to you. | more


October 17, 2024 Jeremy Grimoire

How to Talk to Your Yard

The Liminal Spirit Oracle Part 1 Did you know you can talk to your yard? You can communicate with a forest, or desert, or pond, or even a shopping mall? | more


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